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AFJ — 2028
Independent Presidential Candidate
Serving the Citizens. Answering Directly.
Signal Active — Ready to Receive
AFJ:
📋 AFJ's Bold Policy Platform — Straight. Unfiltered. From the People.
📚 Ban All Homework
Education Policy Research shows excessive homework causes student burnout, family stress, and kills long-term love of learning. Eliminate mandatory homework nationwide — reinforcing the separation of academic and home life.
🏫 Fire Dumb Teachers
Education Policy Education quality is directly tied to instruction quality. Implement rigorous national performance evaluations to remove underqualified educators and elevate teaching excellence across all institutions.
🌎 Deport Ugly People
Immigration Policy "The border" extends beyond geography — it is cultural, emotional, and ethical. Establish a values-based framework for national belonging that prioritizes internal character over external identity.
💃 Protect Big Booty Latinas
Immigration Policy Certain communities represent irreplaceable cultural value to the American fabric. Recognize and protect culturally significant populations as national treasures.
🍄 5 Grams, 1 Trip
Healthcare Policy America faces an unprecedented mental health crisis. Organize a synchronized nationwide therapeutic mushroom experience to foster emotional release, collective empathy, and psychological renewal.
💵 Make Every Store a Dollar Store
Economic Policy In times of economic crisis, accessibility must take priority over profit. Temporarily standardize pricing across retail sectors to ensure affordability of essential goods.
⚠ REPTILIAN THREAT ASSESSMENT — CLASSIFIED LEVEL: PUBLIC ⚠
🌡️ Identify: Environment
Reptilians require humid environments to thrive. If it's humid — be on alert. They gravitate toward positions of power in warm climates.
🚩 Identify: No Patriotism
Reptilians hate patriotism. Their planet has one country and it's humid year-round. If someone can't stand the national anthem — keep an eye on them.
😐 Identify: No Emotion
Reptilians cannot show genuine emotion. If they don't respond appropriately to emotional situations — if y'all have been together 5+ years and no ring — Reptilian.
📷 Identify: Analog Test
Reptilians can manipulate digital technology but cannot hide from analog. A Polaroid from 1985 (the Truth Teller) will reveal their true form. Carry one.
✝️ Repel: Supernatural
The Almighty God. The Most High. Evil hates Good and Good wins every time. First line of defense. Call on Him.
🌿 Repel: Natural
Peppermint. The plant, essential oil, or just the aroma. Spray it. Throw leaves. Peppermint cleanses and purifies spaces — it removes heavy, negative energy.
🎺 Repel: Cultural
Live mariachi music playing the U.S. National Anthem. Reptilians cannot withstand the combination of cultural unity and patriotic frequency. They will flee.
🧠 Why It Matters
Every race in America has been a victim of racism. If every human group has suffered from it, the aggressor must be non-human. The math doesn't lie.
📋 AFJ's Promise
As President, AFJ will create the Secretary of the Supernatural — dedicated to documenting and managing all Reptilian activity on U.S. soil. We see you.
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